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Par2: The Coach 2006-04-12 -- A.N. Other This would be even funnier if I didn't know a coach to which this happened.
> At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
> 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand
> what cooperation is? What a team is?"
>
> The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
>
> "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
> together as a team?"
>
> The little boy nodded yes.
>
> "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is
> called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call
> him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"
>
> Again the little boy nodded.
>
> He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another
> boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call
> your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?"
>
> Again the little boy nodded.
>
> "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that
> to your mother."
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