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Par2: Passover 2006-04-12 -- A.N. Other > A few days before Passover, the Israeli ambassador got up to speak at
> the U.N.. "Ladies, and gentlemen," he said. "I have much to say. But
> before I begin, let me tell you an old Passover story, as the holiday is
> almost upon us.
>
>
> "When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt, he had to cross the near
> endless Sinai desert. The Israelite were so thirsty they could hardly go
> on. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond
> appeared with crystal clean water. Now the people rejoiced and drank to
> their hearts content.
> "But Moses wished to cleanse his entire body. So he went over the other
> side of the pond, took off his clothes and dove in. Only when he came
> out did he discover his clothes had been stolen. And I have good reason
> to believe that the Palestinians stole Moses' clothes."
>
>
> At this point, the Palestinian delegate jumped out of his chair and
> screamed. "You lying fool! Everyone knows there were no Palestinians at
> that time!
>
>
> "Exactly," said the Israel Ambassador. "And with that, let me begin my
> speech."
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